August 22, 2014 / 11:22PM 25,400 notes



being in a dick sucking mood and not having a dick to suck

this happens when my guy has to go out fo town

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August 22, 2014 / 11:21PM 385 notes

One day.



My husband and I will parent a little chocolate girl,
with thick black hair and fat cheeks.

Probably a button nose like mine.

On most nights she’ll find security in her daddy’s arms.
A soft face nuzzled into his scruffy neck.
Sweet kisses on her forehead,
and a raspy voice singing her a lullaby.

She’ll love him for the same reasons I do.


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August 22, 2014 / 11:14PM 4 notes

Make love or fuck?

Depends on the person and the mood!!!!

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August 22, 2014 / 11:09PM 9 notes



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August 22, 2014 / 3:26PM 393 notes

Power Woman: Jada Pinkett Smith

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August 22, 2014 / 3:19PM 2 notes

Black men are so fucking handsome

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August 22, 2014 / 1:01AM 6 notes


Missing you is the worst.

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August 21, 2014 / 10:51PM 13,608 notes

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August 21, 2014 / 10:16PM 24,787 notes
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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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